"TỤC NGỮ" TRUNG HOA

Quý Vị:

Trơ`i Toronto đang mưa dâ`m và trông râ't ảm đạm, Lãng Xẹt xin mơ`i Quý Vị cươ`i chơi cho đơ~ buô`n:

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run in front of car get tired *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run behind car get exhausted.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Now send it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes! Of course, Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these Proverbs!