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Muốn viết quá mà tôi chưa có thì giờ để chào hỏi mọi ngườị Cám ơn ÐLH, HL, KQÐ, HM, VT,ÐH... đã vào đây viết lách, thả thơ, thả nhạc và ...thả vịt! :-)))) . Sẽ viết nhiềụ Mấy hôm nay 2 tay BN đau liên miên (tay phải vì tai nạn xe, tay trái vì bị kẹt cửa và ngón tay đang heal!) . ÐLX đông học trò lắm.

Xin Quý Vị dành thì giờ đọc những dòng chữ này do Con Nít "sáng tác",vui lắm cưa:

CHILDREN’S WORDS

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds!

1. Don't change horses........................... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the................................. bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before................... Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ...termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but.... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that .................... looks dirty. (!!!)
7. No news is........................................ impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .......stink in the morning (!!!)
11. Love all, trust .............................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ............ pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ........... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................ gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ............................ not much (!!!)
17. Two's company, three's ................ the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what....you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not .....spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ........... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ......... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one:

25. Better late than.................................... pregnant

Ngày mai lại thứ sáu rồi đó, HM à! Bà Kiều đã thở than:

Nay Hoàng hôn đã lại mai hôn hoàng!

Thợ Dịch LX xin phụ đề bằng tiếng Anh như sau:

Today Hoàng kissed to his delight
And yet, tomorrow, he will be kissed again and again!

Hee Hee!

Cheers!

ÐLX